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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
All Because The Lady Loves Porn

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Tense, Nervous, Porn?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come See The Softer Side Of Porn

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Porn.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Just What The Porn Ordered.

6. To someone you dislike?
Turn Loose The Porn.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Joy of Porn

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Home Of Porn.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
You Can't Top A Porn.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It's A Beautiful Porn.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You're In Good Hands With Porn.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Porn With the Less Fattening Centres.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Try Porn, You'll Like It

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
We're Serious About Porn.

15. Your last words before you die...
How Refreshing! How Porn!

16. Your message to a special someone..
Only Porn Can Prevent Forest Fires.

17. Title of this post will be...
All You Add Is Porn

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Taco Town Taco

Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

ALSO, THIS MARKS THE FOURTH JOURNAL IN A ROW TO BE POSTED IN ALL CAPS. YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED.

1. Do you snore?
Unfortunately.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Psh, I don't like confrontations, I just want to be loved.

3. What’s your worst fear?
...no comment...

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Holy crap, I remember that slogan. Yes, I was.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It's okay. I watch Big Brother.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
When I'm bored.

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yes.

8. Is the single life for you?
Hell no. I hate it.

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Nope.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No, but I'd like to.

12. Any secret talents?
I can't think of any.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Either San Diego, or London.

14. Can you swim?
Yup.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
No...

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Sure

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
...
A lot.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
I wish... but no.

21. Are you a single child?
I have a younger sister.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
electronic.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
I don't do it myself, but I don't care that people do it.

24. Is marriage in your future?
Hopefully.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
No...

26. What are you allergic to?
Practically everything.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I don't even remember...

28. Is Tupac still alive?
I don't really care.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Nope.

30. How do you like your eggs?
However I fix them.

31. Are blondes dumb?
Not all of them.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
On my left foot.

33. What time is it?
4:16 pm

4. Do you have a nickname?
Blaydrix, Sir Blaydrix, Blay, Blay-Blay, Zach.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Kinda... but I eat it anyway.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Yesterday when I was coming home from the Zombie March and to see Halloween II.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Of course.... not...

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I wouldn't know.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not at all. I'm afraid of what could be hiding in the dark.

41. What are you addicted to?
The internet.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy plz.

43. Can you crack your neck?
I do it too often.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Never.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Not yet, actually.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Always.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Psh, I'm a really light sleeper.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown.

50. Do you like your life?
No.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
PFFF John Cena.

52. Are you psychic?
I knew you would ask me that. :V

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No.

54. Do you play any instruments?
No.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Erm... uh... no... of course not... >_><_<>_>

56. Can you snowboard?
I tried once... failed...

57. Do you like camping?
Sure.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Rarely.


59. Do you believe in magic?
I suppose in some way.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Of course.

61. You believe in divorce?
If necessary.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Oh yes.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
...>_<... yeah...

64. Is it cold outside today?
Not at all.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Raviolis.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Nope.

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
...

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
SHAMWOW, YOU'LL SAY WOW EVERYTIME

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Hard to decide...


71. Do you like your job?
Don't have one...

72. Do you like your classes in school?
For the most part. Calculus physically hurts, though...

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium.

74. Do you like these surveys?
They are okay...


75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!


BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Because he saw the cow do it, then the turkey, then the horse, then person and decided that he would as well! But what they didn't tell you what that when he did cross the road, a toxic semi truck came at 100 Miles per Hour and hit the chicken, sending him to the grave! So this is a lesson! DON'T FOLLOW OTHERS!







HA I LIED! I TAGGETH THEE, AMY!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! And I'll also tag Nik and Hannah.