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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
All Because The Lady Loves Porn

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Tense, Nervous, Porn?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come See The Softer Side Of Porn

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Porn.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Just What The Porn Ordered.

6. To someone you dislike?
Turn Loose The Porn.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Joy of Porn

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Home Of Porn.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
You Can't Top A Porn.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It's A Beautiful Porn.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You're In Good Hands With Porn.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Porn With the Less Fattening Centres.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Try Porn, You'll Like It

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
We're Serious About Porn.

15. Your last words before you die...
How Refreshing! How Porn!

16. Your message to a special someone..
Only Porn Can Prevent Forest Fires.

17. Title of this post will be...
All You Add Is Porn

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Taco Town Taco

Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

ALSO, THIS MARKS THE FOURTH JOURNAL IN A ROW TO BE POSTED IN ALL CAPS. YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED.

1. Do you snore?
Unfortunately.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Psh, I don't like confrontations, I just want to be loved.

3. What’s your worst fear?
...no comment...

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Holy crap, I remember that slogan. Yes, I was.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
It's okay. I watch Big Brother.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
When I'm bored.

7. Were you a cute baby?
Yes.

8. Is the single life for you?
Hell no. I hate it.

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Nope.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No, but I'd like to.

12. Any secret talents?
I can't think of any.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Either San Diego, or London.

14. Can you swim?
Yup.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
No...

17. Do you care about the ozone?
Sure

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
...
A lot.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
I wish... but no.

21. Are you a single child?
I have a younger sister.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
electronic.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
I don't do it myself, but I don't care that people do it.

24. Is marriage in your future?
Hopefully.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
No...

26. What are you allergic to?
Practically everything.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I don't even remember...

28. Is Tupac still alive?
I don't really care.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Nope.

30. How do you like your eggs?
However I fix them.

31. Are blondes dumb?
Not all of them.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
On my left foot.

33. What time is it?
4:16 pm

4. Do you have a nickname?
Blaydrix, Sir Blaydrix, Blay, Blay-Blay, Zach.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Kinda... but I eat it anyway.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Yesterday when I was coming home from the Zombie March and to see Halloween II.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Of course.... not...

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I wouldn't know.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not at all. I'm afraid of what could be hiding in the dark.

41. What are you addicted to?
The internet.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy plz.

43. Can you crack your neck?
I do it too often.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Never.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Not yet, actually.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Always.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Psh, I'm a really light sleeper.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown.

50. Do you like your life?
No.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
PFFF John Cena.

52. Are you psychic?
I knew you would ask me that. :V

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
No.

54. Do you play any instruments?
No.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Erm... uh... no... of course not... >_><_<>_>

56. Can you snowboard?
I tried once... failed...

57. Do you like camping?
Sure.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Rarely.


59. Do you believe in magic?
I suppose in some way.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Of course.

61. You believe in divorce?
If necessary.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Oh yes.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
...>_<... yeah...

64. Is it cold outside today?
Not at all.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Raviolis.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Nope.

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
...

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
SHAMWOW, YOU'LL SAY WOW EVERYTIME

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Hard to decide...


71. Do you like your job?
Don't have one...

72. Do you like your classes in school?
For the most part. Calculus physically hurts, though...

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium.

74. Do you like these surveys?
They are okay...


75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!


BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Because he saw the cow do it, then the turkey, then the horse, then person and decided that he would as well! But what they didn't tell you what that when he did cross the road, a toxic semi truck came at 100 Miles per Hour and hit the chicken, sending him to the grave! So this is a lesson! DON'T FOLLOW OTHERS!







HA I LIED! I TAGGETH THEE, AMY!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! And I'll also tag Nik and Hannah.

BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE! NOW WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

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Anyone? Really? Come on... they have a cool site... [link]

Lots of people from FMA will be there, including Vic Mignogna and Caitlin Glass... Rikki Simmons, the voice of GIR, will be there... LittleKuriboh will be there...

The Ouran Host Club Challenge
Anime Hell
Anime's Craziest Deaths
Spot The Reference
Panel of Doom
Tips & Tricks in Photoshop
Steampunk Fashion
Steampunk Gadgets, Weapons, and Armor
Plus lots of other cool panels and whatnot...


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"SuperHappyFunSell (SHFS) is a swap meet where you can sell your stuff! (and have a little cash for other things!)"

Come on... it sounds fun, right?

Meh...


*crawls back into a hole*

This quiz.

Hi, my name is: Zach

My fav. color is: Red/Black

My high school was: in a crap town that I really don't like.

My hair is: Brown

My birthday is: May 31

My middle name is: Brian

When I look down I see: All of the worthless people of society. I mean, my shirt.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I'd be killed off pretty quickly.

By this time next year: Hopefully things will be looking better.

I have a hard time understanding: Calculus. >_<

If you spent the night at my house: O_o

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Jesse. >:V

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Mt. Dew

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Lunch at Ginger

In the morning I: Want to go back to bed

If I was an animal I’d be a: human.

What’s your top friends name: on MySpace? I think it's Jesse.

Do you get along with this person all the time: Naw

How old is the person: 17

Has this person ever cooked for you: Psh...

Have you ever kissed this person: O_O No.

Are you really close to this person: I guess...

Could you live with this person: Never.

How long have you known this person: *thinks* has it already been 5 years?

Have you ever had a sleepover with this person: Technically

If you ever moved away would you miss this person: Maybe.

Do you know everything about this person: No, but I know more than I want to.

Have you ever made something with this person: Yes.

What colour hair did the last person you kiss have : N/A

Ever been in love: Not officially

Believe in love at first sight: No

What is your bed size: Queen

Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil: Pencil

What’s your favorite season: Summer

Favorite radio station: don't really listen to the radio that much

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi

Do you smoke : No.

Favorite subject in school: Drama

Last book you read: uh... I forget... some manga...

Do you prefer cats or dogs: Dogs

What’s your dream job: Manga writer

What kind of car do you drive: Usually my mom's Equinox

Are you a better talker or better listener: listener

What do you miss most about childhood: Sleeping

How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test: To get my permit, one. I haven't tried the road test yet.

How many kids do you want: However many my spouse wants.

Are you a virgin : Yes

Can you cook: yes

Have you been to Disney World: Yes

How many TRUE best friends do you have: Thankfully many

Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth: Smile over a lie

Who’s the last person you got into a argument with: I'm not very confrontational

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move: San Diego

How much do looks matter to you in a guy: N/A

Whats the best feeling in the world: I'll tell ya when I experience it.

Are you close with your mom and dad: I guess

Do you tell your parents everything: Nope

What’s your favorite color to wear: Black

Who was the last person in your bedroom: Probably John.

What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you: Sit in my goddamn seat at lunch

What are you freakishly obsessed with: The internet.

What piercings do you want: Nothing.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail: Pass

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now: I dunno... probably

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in: Before

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower: Nope

Your favorite sport to watch: Not really any.

Ever had stitches: Yeah

Have you ever given money to a homeless person: No

Ever run over an animal: Naw

Would you kiss someone of same sex for $100: Eh... yeah.

More of a coffee or alcohol drinker: I have to choose? D:

Ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire: No

Do you snore: Unfortunately

What are you afraid of: Too many things

All together, how many people have you kissed: 0

Are you comfortable with your body: Meh...

Whats your stand on gay marriage: Let them.

What about abortions: I do not approve of them.

How do you like this quiz: Thought it would be fun. I was wrong.