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All You Add Is Porn

Tue Sep 29, 2009, 6:42 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: TV
  • Reading: D.Gray-Man
  • Watching: How I Met Your Mother
  • Playing: I need to play my Bloody Roar game
  • Eating: Ate Steak And Shake
  • Drinking: Nothing.
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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
All Because The Lady Loves Porn

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Tense, Nervous, Porn?

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come See The Softer Side Of Porn

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Porn.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Just What The Porn Ordered.

6. To someone you dislike?
Turn Loose The Porn.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Joy of Porn

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The Home Of Porn.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
You Can't Top A Porn.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It's A Beautiful Porn.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You're In Good Hands With Porn.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Porn With the Less Fattening Centres.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Try Porn, You'll Like It

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
We're Serious About Porn.

15. Your last words before you die...
How Refreshing! How Porn!

16. Your message to a special someone..
Only Porn Can Prevent Forest Fires.

17. Title of this post will be...
All You Add Is Porn

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I'm terrible at talking about myself... I'm honestly uninteresting. That's why I like to create interesting characters and stories. I need some form of entertainment, after all.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Mt. Washington, KY
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: as big as your mom.
  • Print preference: The size of Texas
  • Interests: yugiohtheabridgedseries.com
  • Favourite movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
  • Favourite band or musician: Hollywood Undead
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock
  • Favourite artist: God
  • Favourite poet or writer: Thisita/CletusJackson
  • Favourite photographer: My aunt
  • Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: I dunno where my charging cord is...
  • Shell of choice: Rock I am Hiding Under
  • Wallpaper of choice: my Stepen Colbert wallpaper of course
  • Skin of choice: mine
  • Favourite game: Pokemon Platinum
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: L, Yusei Fudo, Lucy, Tamaki Suou
  • Personal Quote: If it ain't broke, fix it anyway and charge a hefty "Upgrade" fee. :D
  • Tools of the Trade: keyboard, the depths of my thoughts.

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:iconsweetnut:
Hi!!! :iconeeeeeplz:

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Yep! I'm weird and unpredictable...So feed me cookies
:ohnoes:AAAAh...DONT YOU SEE MY MOUTH OPEN?
I'm a member of Project Reciprocation, >[link]
:iconblaydrix:
Yo

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:icontaintedfeather:
:blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose:
:jsenn: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart::jsenn:
:blackrose::bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:+favlove:.:+favlove:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred::blackrose:
:jsenn: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart::jsenn:
:blackrose:-T—H—A—N—K—Y—O—U-:blackrose:
:jsenn::bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:+favlove:.:+favlove:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred:-:bulletblue:-:bulletred::jsenn:
:blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose::jsenn::blackrose:
Big thanks for the fav! :love:
(sorry for late reply)


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:iconblaydrix:
Oh my.

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:icondalen90:
Hey dude. What's up? Remember the project I was telling you about? Well, i believe you and Fight-Master were planning on entering and, if that's the case, you two are the only people I'm waiting on for OC Profiles. I think I can start the thing off on october, don't know when on that month but october for sure.
:iconblaydrix:
Oh, right... sorry, I've been busy... yeah, I'll get right on that.

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:icondalen90:
September's just started dude. No rush.
:iconblaydrix:
Alright then.

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:iconliliana2009:
You are wonderful!!! Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise! pass it along see how many people you up a smile on there faces.

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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.... It's about learning how to dance in the rain"
"You hurt the ones you love the most"
:iconweirdsmells:
<.<

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:iconblaydrix:
Hai thar.

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:iconkamiruchan015:
:iconthnxplz: on Chaos

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~KAMIRU
"Without darkness, there is no light
Without evil, there is no good
Without fear, there is no courage
Without sacrifice, there is no gain."
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:iconblaydrix:
Oh yeah, no problem.

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:iconx-hannah-banana-x:
ZOMG IT'S BLAY!
xD

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I am a bibliophile! and NO! that does not mean I stalk Bibles!
=D
:iconblaydrix:
^.^ *glomps*

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:iconx-hannah-banana-x:
*glomps back*

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I am a bibliophile! and NO! that does not mean I stalk Bibles!
=D
:iconblaydrix:
:iconomgyayplz:

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:iconx-hannah-banana-x:
xD

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I am a bibliophile! and NO! that does not mean I stalk Bibles!
=D
:iconfight-master:
Answer your phone!

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Your parents will all be recieving phone calls instructing them to love you less:)

I belong to ~Fairy-Tail-Club
:iconblaydrix:
Sorry... can't talk now...

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:iconfight-master:
When can you? Are you okay?

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:iconblaydrix:
Oh, nothing's wrong, I just can't talk right now, at least on my phone. Not to sound rude, but what do you want?

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:iconfight-master:
Well, I have a bit of a problem. I have recently heard from a few people that Blaze's name sucks. So I am trying to think of a better one and I would like your help. I have a few ideas and I would like you to hear them and maybe hear a few of your own.

Can you talk on your house phone?

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